环球影视公司
照明娱乐公司
啊 嗯 Ah. Hmm.
斯图尔特 Stuart.
照明 Illumination!
环球影视公司 荣誉出品
这就是问题所在 ♪ That's the question ♪
格鲁今晚会是谁 ♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
这就是问题所在 ♪ That's the question ♪
克里斯·梅勒丹德利 制作的电影
嘿 你在藏什么 ♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
你走后要做什么 ♪ Whatcha doing When you gone? ♪
孤单一个人没有错 ♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
确保不会错 ♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
你的生活 双面的 ♪ Your life, double-sided ♪
配音演员 史蒂夫·卡瑞尔
像硬币一样有两面 ♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
我得到的是哪一面 ♪ What side do I get? ♪
配音演员 克里斯汀·韦格
你站在哪一面 ♪ Which side are you on? ♪
你做了什么 ♪ So what have you done? ♪
你的一些丑事曝光了 ♪ Some of your dirt Has come to light ♪
配音演员 皮埃尔·柯芬
你为什么 ♪ Why were you ♪
配音演员 乔伊·金
加速上山 直到刹车失灵 ♪ Speeding up that hill Until the brakes came off? ♪
有人看见你在打架 ♪ And someone saw you In a fight ♪
我说得对吗 ♪ Am I right? ♪
配音演员 米兰达·卡斯格拉夫
我知道你听到了谣言 ♪ I know You heard the rumors ♪
你必须马上过去 ♪ You must get over to it Right away ♪
配音演员 史蒂芬·科拜尔
如果有人能做到 ♪ If anyone can do it ♪
配音演员 索菲娅·维加拉
你必须尽快赶到 ♪ You gotta get there soon ♪
这不太好 ♪ It's not okay ♪
配音演员 史蒂夫·库根 克里斯·雷纳德 麦迪逊·波兰
你要开会车 ♪ You got cars to drive ♪
坐会喷气机 ♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪
你什么时候到 ♪ When will you arrive? ♪
你的时间不多了 ♪ You're running out of time ♪
你没看到一切都迫在眉睫吗 ♪ Don't you see that everything Is on the line? ♪
配音演员 达纳·盖尔 克洛伊·菲内曼
我说得对吗 ♪ Am I right? ♪
【大坏蛋 邪恶学校】
今晚你会是谁 ♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
配音演员 威尔·法瑞尔
这就是问题所在 ♪ That's the question ♪
格鲁今晚会是谁 ♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
这就是问题所在 ♪ That's the question ♪
双重生活的快感 ♪ The thrill Of the double life ♪
菲尔 罗恩 拉尔夫 专心点 Phil, Ron, Ralph! Stay focused.
好的 好的 Uh. Uh, okay, okay.
嗯 Hmm.
好了 我们的目标是马克西姆·勒·马尔 Okay, our target is Maxime Le Mal,
反恶棍联盟的头号通缉犯之一 one of the Anti-Villain League's most wanted.
相信我 他是个大混蛋 And, trust me, a real jerk.
所以不能出错 明白了吗 So, there is no room for error. Got it?
明白 老大 Sí, boss.
亲爱的85届校友 欢迎返校
【85届校友返校欢迎会】
菲尔 罗恩 Phil, Ron!
孩子们可以如此的残酷 但马克西姆可以更残酷 Kids can be so cruel, but Maxime can be even crueler.
好 好 好 Well, well, well.
看看这是谁 Look who it is.
这不是失败者"格-失败"吗 If it isn't Gru-ser the Loser.
这不是马克西姆·勒·马尔吗 你看起来 Well, if it isn't Maxime Le Mal. You look...
帅呆了 是的 我知道 Magnificent? Yes, I know.
你以为呢 What did you think, huh?
我会看起来像一个有一副老爹身体的秃头失败者吗 I was going to look like a bald loser with a dad bod?
哎呀 看来你比我更像啊 不是吗 Oops. Looks like you beat me to it, no?
哦 Oh.
笑一笑真好 不是吗 It's good to laugh, no?
你还记得我女朋友瓦伦蒂娜吗 Anyway, you remember my girlfriend, Valentina?
她是致命女人啦啦队的队长 She was captain of the Femme Fatale cheer squad,
也是学校里最受欢迎的女生 对吧 and the most popular girl at school, huh?
我记得 I remember.
很高兴见到你 瓦伦蒂娜 Good to see you, Valentina.
怎么回事 格鲁 What happened, Gru?
你所有成为著名恶棍的梦想 都砰砰地破碎了 是吗 All your dreams of becoming a famous villain, they go poof-poof, huh?
我不知道你知不知道 Well, I don't know if you know,
但我确实想办法偷了月亮 but I did manage to steal the moon.
真的吗 Really?
你是说那个月亮吗 You mean, that moon?
这个开了吗 Is this on?
大家能听我说几句吗 Can I have everyone's attention, please?
晚上好 欢迎大坏蛋学校的校友们 Good evening and welcome, Lycée Pas Bon alumni.
现在 我们将宣布我们最令人垂涎的奖项得主 Now, we're going to kick off the festivities
以揭开庆典的序幕 by announcing the winner of our most coveted award,
金校友奖 The Golden Alumni.
那么 不用再拖延了 And so, without further ado,
今年金校友奖的获得者是 嗯 the winner of this year's Golden Alumni is, uh...
我最喜欢的学生 Oh, my favorite student.
马克西姆·勒·马尔 Maxime Le Mal.
- 什么 开什么玩笑 - 谢谢 谢谢 - What? Are you kidding me? - Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 Merci. Merci beaucoup.
不 不用了 No, you don't have to.
哦 谢谢你们 谢谢你们 Oh, thank you. Thank you.
谢谢你们 Thank you.
我相信你们都知道 I'm sure you all know
我有件大事要做 that I have something very big in the works.
你们有些人嘲笑过我小时候对蟑螂的痴迷 Now, some of you laughed at my childhood obsession with cockroaches.
但我很快就知道 它们是进化的奇迹 But I quickly learned that they are a miracle of evolution.
我已经找到了一个方法来利用蟑螂的力量和速度 And I have found a way to harness the strength and the speed
还有…那个词怎么说的来着 and the... What is the word?
这个地球上最强大生物的顽强之处 "Unsquishability" of the most powerful creature on the planet.
让我无坚不摧 势不可挡 Which makes me indestructible and unstoppable!
马克西姆 马克西姆 马克西姆 Maxime! Maxime! Maxime!
看看蟑螂的力量吧 Behold the power of the cockroach!
我可悲的小朋友 你怎么看 So, my sad little friend, what do you say about that, huh?
我会说你 Well, I'd say you're...
被反恶棍联盟逮捕了 under arrest, courtesy of the Anti-Villain League.
哦 我可不这么认为 朋友 Oh... I don't think so, mon ami.
哦 是吗 格牌手雷 Oh, yeah? Goop grenade!
不 No!
行动 Move in.
反恶棍联盟 都别动 AVL! Everybody, freeze!
- 待在原地别动 - 走开 - Stay where you are. - Move!
别动 Stay there!
不许动 Freeze!
抓到你了 Gotcha!
不 不 No, no, no! No!
这不可能 This is not happening!
这不可能 C'est impossible.
把你的手拿开 Get your hands off of me!
我命令你们放开我 I am commanding you to let me go.
再见 马克西姆 So long, Maxime!
现在谁是失败者啊 Who's the loser now?
卢瑟 失败者 失败者 Loser, loser, loser!
这不算完 This is not over!
你不会永远都有反恶棍联盟 You won't always have the AVL
来帮你战斗 你这个懦夫 to fight your battles, you coward!
记住我的话 我要灭了你 Mark my words! I will exterminate you!
一点也不 一点也不可怕 Not, uh... Not scary at all.
神偷奶爸4
大家好 Hello, everybody!
- 格鲁 你好吗 - 耶 格鲁 - Gru, what's up? - Yay, Gru!
- 嘿 格鲁 - 真高兴你来了 - Hey, Gru. - I'm so happy you're here!
格鲁家有什么新鲜事吗 What's shaking in the Gru house?
看我教了拉奇什么 Look what I taught Lucky.
拉奇 坐 Lucky, sit.
噢 拉奇 我说的是坐下 Aw, Lucky, I said sit.
这才是他学的第一课 Well, it is only his first lesson.
呃 也许从现在开始我们还是在外面练习吧 Uh, maybe we practice outside from now on.
我最爱的丈夫来了 There's my favorite husband!
你记得买牛奶了吗 Did you remember to get the milk?
嗯 记得 他们有好几种 Well, yes. They had a few kinds.
有杏仁奶 豆奶 麻奶 They got the almond milk, soy milk, hemp milk,
燕麦牛奶 羊奶 巧克力牛奶 半脂牛奶 oat milk, goat milk, chocolate milk, half-and-half,
奶粉 还有镁片 powdered, and of magnesia.
普通牛奶呢 What about regular milk?
不 他们现在不产了 No, they don't make that anymore.
哦 Oh!
等一下 Wait a minute.
一个 两个 三个女孩 One, two, three girls.
一个妻子 One wife.
少了点什么 Something is missing.
不 我看我们大家都在这了啊 No, I think that's all of us. Yeah.
你知道吗 我老是忘了 You know what? I keep forgetting...
这家伙 this guy!
这是我儿子 There's my boy!
他来了 There he is!
爸爸的拥抱呢 Where is Daddy's hug?
哦 看来有人有点暴躁啊 Oh, looks like somebody's a little cranky!
在那张臭脸后面 我知道你是爱你爸爸的 Behind that sourpuss, I know you love your dada!
来吧 说啊 Go on, say it.
爸爸 爸爸 Dada. Dada.
他当然爱你 他只是 Yes, of course he loves you! He just...
他只是没有表现在脸上 He just doesn't show it on his face,
或者肢体语言上 or with his body language.
对吧 小格鲁 来吧 Right, Gru Jr? Come on.
让爸爸看看你有多爱他 Show Daddy how much you love him.
哦 我知道什么能让你开心了 Oh, I know what will make you happy!
巴哈马·麦德莱 Mmm, Bahama Medley!
不喜欢 这是从巴哈马来的 No? It's from The Bahamas.
全部都是 你看 All of them. Look.
太好吃了 Oh, so yummy!
哦 尝起来真像巴哈马的味道 Oh, that really tastes like The Bahamas!
看到没 他爱他的爸爸 See? He loves his daddy!
他在和你分享呢 He's sharing.
菲尔 拉尔夫 罗恩 Phil, Ralph, Ron!
接住了 Gotcha!
谢谢你们 Thanks, guys.
拉姆斯伯顿 Ramsbottom?
屁股 Bottom.
- 我要跟你们俩说句话 - 当然 不过 - I need a word with you both. - Sure, but what...
对不起 没时间闲聊了 I'm sorry. There's no time for chitchat.
马克西姆·勒·马尔从监狱里给你捎了个口信 Maxime Le Mal has sent you a message from prison.
你好 格鲁 Bonjour, Gru.
我知道你能听见我 所以听好了 I know you can hear me, so hear this.
你以为你能羞辱我然后就这样算了 是吗 You think you can humiliate me and get away with it? Yes?
但是不行 But, no!
等我越了狱 我会来报仇的 格鲁 When I break out of prison, I'm coming for my revenge, Gru!
但这次 我不会轻易放过你了 But this time, I won't go so easy on you!
我知道你住在哪里 And I know where you live!
你最好睁着眼睛睡觉 你躲不了的 So you better sleep with one eye open, because you can't hide from me!
做个好梦 格-失败 Sweet dreams, Gru-ser!
别担心 他逃不出去的 Don't worry. He can't get out of there.
这是最高警戒监狱 It's a maximum security prison.
啊 是的 嗯 Ah, yes, well, um...
他昨天逃走了 he escaped yesterday.
什么 What?
离开我们家 Leave our home?
不 你们会喜欢的 Oh, no. You're gonna love it.
那叫安全屋 It's called "the safe house,"
那边很有趣 很安全 也很棒 我们要走了 and it's fun, and it's safe, and it's fantastic, and we're going.
是啊 你们会得到一个新的房间 去一所新学校 Yeah, you'll get a new room, go to a new school.
会很有趣的 对吧 It'll be fun, right?
一切都会焕然一新 我们喜欢新的 Everything's gonna be new. We love new!
那我的朋友们怎么办 What about all my friends?
你会交到新朋友的 You'll make new friends.
可能会更好呢 Probably better ones.
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
好了 好了 很多情绪 生活大改变 Yes, yes. Lot of emotions. Big life change.
少说话 多走路 Less talking, more walking.
来吧 我们走了 Come on, here we go.
很遗憾你不能和我们一起走 拉奇 I'm sorry you can't go with us, Lucky.
好好照顾他 Take good care of him.
乖 拉奇 Be good, Lucky!
别忘了练习你的技巧 Don't forget to practice your tricks!
我们几小时后就到反恶棍联盟的安全屋了 We'll arrive at the AVL safe house in a few hours.
五月花镇是个可爱的小镇 Mayflower is a lovely town.
一个可爱 安全 无聊的小镇 A lovely, safe, boring town.
相信我 这样最好 格鲁 Trust me, it is for the best, Gru.
那奶奶和德鲁叔叔呢 And what about Grandma and Uncle Dru?
对不起 不能让任何人知道你的行踪 连家人也不行 I'm sorry. No one can know of your whereabouts, not even family.
中了 这就是你的一线希望 Bingo! There's your silver lining.
你保证会照顾好其他小黄人吗 And you promise to take care of the other Minions?
他们在反恶棍联盟总部会安然无恙的 They'll be safe and sound at AVL Headquarters.
我对他们自有安排 I have big plans for them.
祝你好运 Good luck with that.
真是够了 That is it!
安静 Quiet!
你们现在在卡尔的车上 You are now on Carl's bus.
卡尔是反恶棍联盟的长期雇员 And Carl is a longtime AVL employee
他的退休福利也快到手了 whose retirement benefits are almost vested.
所以 在卡尔的车上 你们要遵守卡尔的规矩 So, while on Carl's bus, you follow Carl's rules.
不许恶作剧 不许搞小动作 不许胡闹 No shenanigans, no antics and no tomfoolery.
汤姆 Tom?
所以现在都老实点 So this ends now.
否则你们就会看到卡尔的 你们不想看到的那一面 Or you're gonna see a side of Carl you do not wanna see.
我说得够清楚了吗 Do I make myself clear?
这不会 This won't st...
卡尔不喜欢这样 Carl does not like this!
小心你的手 你在干什么 谁在捏我 Watch your hands. What are you doing? Who's pinching?
不 不 No, no!
我们到了 五月花镇 Here we are. The town of Mayflower.
这个安全屋已经用来保护我们的特工有几十年了 This safe house has been used to protect our agents for decades now.
哇 看看这地方 Whoa, look at that place.
哇 看看这些草坪 这些花 Wow, look at these lawns. The flowers.
- 哇哦 太酷了 - 我们真的要住在这里吗 - Whoa! That is cool. - Are we really gonna live here?
看那个喷泉 Look at that fountain.
真棒 Awesome.
那是我们的吗 Ooh, is that one ours?
- 哇 快看 - 哦 真漂亮 - Whoa, look at that. - Ooh, that's pretty.
我喜欢这里 I could get used to this.
看起来像公主住的地方 Ooh, it looks like a princess lives there.
就是这里了 And here it is.
你们的新家 Your new home.
没有喷泉 Hmm, no fountain.
我相信会很棒的 I'm sure it's gonna be great.
来吧 Come on.
塞拉斯说 有一个游泳池 在后面 Silas says that there is a pool in the back.
会很好玩的 是吧 That'll be fun, huh?
哇 如此寒冷 不招人喜欢 Wow, it's so cold and uninviting.
- 倒是有种家的感觉 - 什么 - But in a homey kind of way. - What?
是的 这里的一切都符合反恶棍联盟的标准 Yes, everything here is AVL standard.
舒适度上的不足 在功能上得到了很好的弥补 What it lacks in comfort, it more than makes up for in functionality.
甚至还有全自动锁定模式 There's even a fully automated lockdown mode.
不好玩吗 Isn't that fun?
哦 全自动锁定模式 Ooh, full lockdown mode.
耶 Yay.
这还有自动售货机 It has a vending machine. Oh!
我爱死这地方了 I love this place!
会很不错的 This will be great.
好了 现在谈正事 All right, now down to business.
为了你们的安全起见 你们都要换个新身份 For your own safety, you'll all be assuming new identities.
新身份 真有这个必要吗 New identities? Is that really necessary?
这没什么好讨价还价的 格鲁 It's not up for debate, Gru.
现在 你是太阳能电池板推销员 Now, you are a solar panel salesman.
露西 你是高档发廊的发型师 Lucy, you're a hairstylist at an upscale salon.
发型师 太好了 头奖 A hairstylist? Yes, jackpot!
塞拉斯 你选这个 是不是因为你知道我都自己剪头发 Silas, did you choose that because you knew I cut my own hair,
我非常擅长干这个 and that I would totally rock at this?
不是 No.
切特·坎宁安 "Chet Cunningham."
嗯 这个听起来很不错 Ah, that's got a nice ring to it.
姑娘们 Girls.
酷毙了 我叫布莱尔 Cool. I'm Blair.
布兰妮 "Britney"?
我叫布丽 My name is Bree?
得了吧 还有好多比布丽更难听的名字呢 Oh, come on. There are worse names than Bree.
对 比如布兰琪 Yeah, like Blanche.
对 玛格 Yes, Margo.
布兰琪 那是个糟糕的名字 Blanche? Ugh, that is a terrible name.
想象一下被叫做布兰琪 Imagine being named Blanche.
真的 我想不出比这更糟的名字了 Truly, I cannot think of a worse...
我叫布兰琪 对吗 My name's Blanche, isn't it?
是的 Yep.
好吧 我会习惯的 Well, I'll get used to it.
你们先去选房间吧 Well, why don't you girls go and pick out your rooms
我要和你们父母谈谈 while I have a word with your parents?
是的 我不想吓到孩子们 Yes, I didn't want to frighten the girls,
但你们的真实身份绝对要保密 but it is absolutely crucial you keep your true identities under wraps.
格鲁 你得尽量别这么像格鲁了 Gru, you're going to have to try to not be so "Gru-ish."
那是什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
嗯 我只是说你在人群中很显眼 仅此而已 Well, I'm just saying you tend to stand out in a crowd, that's all.
你知道 就像你总是暴躁易怒 You know... like the way you're always cranky and irritable.
你让周围的人都觉得有一点尴尬 And how you make things a bit awkward for everyone around you.
你确实是这样 我是说 你知道 You do do that. I mean, you know...
好了 够了 Okay, enough.
我才没有让人尴尬或不舒服 I don't make people awkward or uncomfortable.
我让人很舒服 I'm very comforting.
就像美味的肉卷 Like a nice meat loaf.
我很好吃 I'm pretty delicious.
这并不尴尬 是你们让这变得尴尬起来的 This is not awkward. You're the ones who are making it awkward.
格鲁 你得融入进去 Gru, you have to blend in.
你家人的生命危在旦夕 Your family's lives are at stake.
你明白吗 You understand?
当然明白 完全明白 Of course, yes. Fully understand.
我们会不惜一切来保护我们的家人安全 是的 We would do anything to keep our family safe. Yeah.
好吧 等这一切结束后我会联系你们的 Right, well, I'll be in contact when this is all over.
在那之前 抓住马克西姆·勒·马尔是我们的首要任务 Until then, capturing Maxime Le Mal is our top priority.
注意安全 Stay safe.
知道吗 格鲁 也许这也没那么糟 You know what, Gru, maybe this isn't so bad.
我们需要从追捕恶棍和危险任务中解脱出来 对吧 We need a break from chasing down villains and dangerous missions, right?
我们可以真正做一次普通家庭了 We can actually be a normal family for once.
我也终于能有时间和孩子好好相处了 And I can finally spend some real bonding time with the baby.
会很棒的 对吧 伙计 It's gonna be great. Right, pal?
谁捏了你的鼻子 谁的 Who's got your nose? Who's got...
他抓着我的鼻子 He's got my nose.
抓得真紧 那孩子很强壮 Quite the grip there. That kid is strong.
让我们自由自在 宝贝 去巡航世界 ♪ Let's be free, baby And cruise the world ♪
你要来吗 女孩 ♪ Are you with it, girl? ♪
我想做什么就做什么 ♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
尽情享受快乐 ♪ And have a good time ♪
【欢迎马克西姆回家】
谢谢 大家看 Thank you. Look at everyone. Yes.
我们玩得很开心 对吧 We are having a good time, right?
我想做什么就做什么 ♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪
尽情享受快乐 ♪ And have a good time ♪
不 我爱你们 No, I love you.
谢谢你们 我美丽的军队 Thank you, my beautiful army.
马克西姆回来了 宝贝 Maxime's back, baby.
特别感谢所有帮我逃出反恶棍联盟监狱的人 And a special merci beaucoup to everyone who helped me break out of AVL prison.
托德和琳达 你们在哪儿 你们在哪儿 Todd and Linda, where are you? Where are you? Yes.
引开狱警那一招 For distracting the guards.
哦 太棒了 Oh, très magnifique.
现在 安静 Now, silence!
我们必须让格鲁为了逮捕我而后悔 We must make Gru suffer for arresting me.
还有什么比 And what better way
夺走他的小宝贝更好的办法呢 than to take away from him his precious little baby.
我要夺走那个孩子 I want to take that baby.
哦 马克西姆 Oh, Maxime.
不 不 等等 不是马克西姆 No, no. Wait, wait. Not Maxime.
如果我开始叫蟑螂侠呢 What if I start going by "Cockroach Man," huh?
有点直白 但确实非常清楚明了 Little on the nose, but it is very clear.
不错吧 啊 It's good, no?
我才不会用那个愚蠢的名字叫你 但我喜欢这个邪恶的计划 I am not calling you that stupid name, but I love this evil plan.
格鲁自找的 Well, Gru has it coming.
他当着全校师生的面羞辱我 He humiliated me in front of the whole school.
我得到了我的奖杯和一切 I had my trophy and everything.
但现在游戏开始了 But now the game begins.
他像老鼠一样躲来躲去 我们会像猫一样找到他 He runs and hides like the mouse, and we find him like the cat.
游戏开始 Game on.
好了 我们有切特最拿手的超级芝士炒蛋 Okay, we've got Chet's famous, super cheesy scrambled eggs.
还有布兰琪最拿手的能拼出你名字的培根 And Blanche's famous bacon that spells your name.
给你 布兰妮 Here you go, Britney.
等等 我不能说我叫布兰妮 Wait, I can't say my name is Britney.
那是骗人的 That would be a lie.
对 Yes.
但我们不能撒谎 But we aren't "stupposed" to lie.
别把这当成撒谎 Don't think of it as lying.
就当这是高级的伪装 Think of it as high-stakes pretending.
我才不要呢 Well, I'm not going to.
这只是一个小小的善意的谎言 It's just a little white lie.
不要 No.
艾格尼丝 作为你的父亲 Agnes, as your father,
我命令你说谎 I command you to lie.
不要 No.
- 要 说谎 - 嗯 - Yes, lie. - Mm - mmm.
你是在玩火自焚哦 小淑女 You are walking on thin ice, little lady.
嗯 Hmm!
你为什么不能像你姐姐伊迪丝一样呢 Why can't you be more like your sister Edith?
她成天在撒谎 She lies all the time.
不 我没有 No, I don't.
看到没 看到没 她现在就在撒谎 See? See? She's lying right now.
干得漂亮 我可能会说 Beautifully, I might add.
好了 各位 Okay, you guys.
这是我们在五月花的第一个重要日子 This is our first big day in Mayflower,
我建议我们度过一个美好的一天 and I say we make it a great one.
对吧 小切特 Right, Chet Jr?
五月花 好耶 Mayflower. Yes!
我们空手道课要迟到了 We're gonna be late for karate.
你得送玛格去学校啊 And you have to get Margo to school.
这会很棒的 It's gonna be awesome.
嘿 你只需要展示真实的自己 Hey, you just have to put yourself out there,
我保证五月花会喜欢切特·坎宁安的 and I promise Mayflower will love Chet Cunningham.
他们会和我一样喜欢他的 Well, they're gonna love him just as much as I do.
而你 小家伙 今天会和你爸爸玩得很开心的 And you, little man, are gonna have so much fun with your daddy today.
对 就你和爸爸 Yep, just you and Dada.
来吧 说出来 爸爸 Come on, say it. Dada.
爸爸 Dada.
今天会很开心的 Gonna be a fun day.
伙计们 Buddies.
好了 Okay.
- 非常感谢 伙计们 - 啊 哈哈 哥们 -Thanks a lot, guys. - Ah, ha - ha, buddy.
好的 谢谢 亲爱的 All right. Thanks, hon.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
你看 马戈 有邻居 Look, Margo, neighbors.
你好 Hello!
来吧 Come on.
你能行的 切特 You got this, Chet.
我是你的新邻居 切特·坎宁安 I'm your new neighbor, Chet Cunningham.
佩里·普雷斯科特 Uh-huh. Perry Prescott.
是什么风把你吹来了 切特 So, what, uh, brings you to the neighborhood, Chet?
太阳能电池板 就是这个 我是卖太阳能板的 Solar panels. That's it. I sell solar panels.
你加入太阳能革命了吗 Have you joined the solar revolution?
没有 Yeah, no.
呃 我觉得还是不用了 Uh, I think I'm good.
那就好 Good to know.
你是做什么的 佩里 So, what do you do, Perry?
我拥有普雷斯科特汽车公司 I own Prescott Motors.
全州最大的汽车经销商 The largest auto dealer in the state.
哇 真了不起 Wow, that's impressive.
这是我女儿玛格 This is my daughter Margo.
布丽 爸爸 Bree, Dad.
啊 对 对 我说玛格了吗 Ah, yes. Yes. Did I say "Margo"?
这很有趣 因为我在想 It's funny, because I was thinking...
我在想我曾经养过的一条鱼 它叫玛格 I was thinking about a fish I once had as a pet, named Margo.
她住在池塘里 后来死了 Who lived in the pond and then died.
总之 我 Anyway, I, uh...
我正准备送布丽第一天去学校上课 I'm about to take Bree to school for her first day.
是啊 我正要带珀比去学校 所以 Yeah, I was about to take Poppy to school, so...
珀比 你好 珀比 Poppy. Hello, Poppy.
这名字真有意思 That's a fun name to say.
你想和我们拼车吗 You want to carpool with us?
不 No.
你可以和布丽做朋友 You could be friends with Bree.
对吧 布丽 Right, Bree?
你刚好还没有朋友 You don't have any friends.
好吧 我喜欢闲聊 切特 但她要上学 Well, love to chitchat, Chet, but she's got school,
而我要去乡村俱乐部见几个朋友 所以 and I'm meeting some pals over at the country club, so...
乡村俱乐部 听起来很有趣 Ooh, country club. That sounds like a lot of fun.
如果有人邀请我去乡村俱乐部 我肯定会喜欢的 If I were ever invited to a country club, I am sure that I would love it.
是啊 我们真的得走了 所以很高兴见到你 切特 Yeah, well, we really have to get going, so nice meeting you, Chet.
好的 没问题 任何时候你想一起出去玩 给我发个短信就好 Okay, cool. Any time you want to hang out, just hit me up with a text.
他会给我发短信的 He's gonna text me.
真是太难堪了 That was painful.
等着瞧吧 到午餐时间 You'll see. By lunchtime,
你就会忘掉你那些糟糕的老朋友了 you will have forgotten all about your old, lousy friends.
这可不一定 Mmm, not so sure about that.
- 对吧 - 哦 天哪 - Right? - Oh, my gosh.
不是我的问题 兄弟 Not my problem, bro.
亲爱的 你能行的 Hey, honey, you got this.
你很聪明 You're smart.
你很有趣 You're funny.
有什么好担心的 对不对 What's there to worry about, right?
她们会喜欢死你的 They're gonna love you.
谢谢 格鲁 Thanks, Gru.
再见 Bye-bye.
哦 拜托让她们喜欢上她吧 Oh, please let them love you.
嘿 珀比 Hey, Poppy.
拜托 嘿 走啊 Come on. Hey. Move it!
抱歉 我的错 我走了 好吧 Sorry. My bad. I'm going. All right.
我走了 I'm going.
X-射线眼镜
哦 眼镜 Ooh, glassos.
不 不 不 坐下 坐下 No, no, no. Sit. Sit.
不 No.
好了 先生们 All right, gentlemen.
都过来 Fall in.
你们有些人可能想知道 为什么你们会来这里 Some of you may be wondering why you're here.
是 Uh, sí.
你们可能知道 也可能不知道 As you may or may not know,
我最近被退休返聘回来 I was recently called out of retirement
领导反恶棍联盟的扳倒马克西姆·勒·马尔的 to head up the AVL's new top-secret initiative
新绝密行动 to take down Maxime Le Mal.
这就是你们的用武之地 And that's where you come in.
我们需要志愿者 We need volunteers.
我 我 我 Me! Me! Me!
我们在寻找强壮的 有力的 We are looking for the strong, the mighty...
- 无畏的 - 呃 不 - the fearless. - Uh, nope.
我们需要精英中的精英 We need the best of the best.
那么 会是谁呢 So, who's it going to be?
干得好 先生们 Yes, nice work, gentlemen.
反恶棍联盟以尖端武器和车辆著称 The AVL is known for cutting-edge weapons and vehicles,
但现在我们要开发最先进的特工 but now we are developing cutting-edge agents.
我想没有比你们更好的豚鼠了 And I can think of no better guinea pigs than you.
豚鼠 Guinea pigs!
你们将是第一批测试我们超级血清的人 You will be the first to test our super serum.
那旨在将你们改造成远超凡人 Designed to transform you into elite agents
拥有超力量和能力的精英特工 with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
或者你们可能会爆炸 Or you might just explode.
我们也不知道 We don't really know.
女士们先生们 我给你们带来超级小黄人 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Mega Minions.
【奥沙利文老师 空手道馆】
酷毙了 Cool.
你们看起来真可爱 Aw, you guys look adorable.
而且 还很凶猛吓人 And... And really tough and scary.
等我拿到黑带就更帅了 嗨呀 I'll look even better when I have a black belt. Hi-yah!
哦 哦 我要用我的头砸碎一块砖头 Ooh, ooh! I'm gonna break a brick with my head.
就是这样 That's the spirit. Oh!
哦 好吧 我上班了 你们去玩吧 Oh, okay. Now, go have fun while I'm at work.
布莱尔和布兰妮 对吧 Blair and Britney. Right?
我们会的 We will.
好的 再见 妈妈 Okay. Bye, Mom.
再见 Bye.
搞定 Got ya.
大家围成一圈 Circle up, people.
尊重点你们的老师 Show respect for your sensei.
是 奥沙利文老师 Yes, Sensei O'Sullivan.
你 莫斯科维奇 我不是叫你把头发剪了吗 You, Moscovitch, didn't I tell you to cut that hair?
你看起来像只牧羊犬 You look like a sheepdog.
对不起 老师 Sorry, Sensei.
现在 今天我们有两个新学生 准备开始他们 Now, we have two new students today ready to begin their journey...
走向辉煌的旅程 To awesomeness.
你 小姑娘 You, tiny girl.
上前告诉我们你的名字 Step forward and tell us your name.
是布兰妮 It's Britney.
我的名字吗 Uh, m-my name?
目标:黑带
我不能说 I can't.
空手道里没有不能 There's no "can't" in karate.
下课后做十个俯卧撑 Ten push-ups after class!
嘿 这不公平 Hey, that's not fair.
哈 哈 你最好别跟你老师顶嘴 Huh! Ha! You better not be talking back to your sensei.
现在 你准备好告诉我们你的名字并开练了吗 Now, are you ready to tell us your name and participate?
嗯 Mmm.
我想还没 I guess not.
那你为什么不坐到思过角去 Then why don't you go sit in the corner of disgrace and reflection
好好想想你想成为什么样的人 and think about what kind of person you wanna be?
你会给我惹麻烦吗 Now, am I gonna get any trouble from you?
可能会吧 Yeah, probably.
你说什么 Excuse me?
如果你觉得我不会和小孩打架 If you think I'm above fighting children,
你就选错道场了 you picked the wrong dojo.
那是为了我妹妹 That was for my sister.
你弄断了我的小脚趾 You broke my pinkie toe.
那可是会要被罚很多俯卧撑的 That's gonna be a lot of push-ups.
好吧 然后把这个在这里 然后发胶 Okay, then put this over here, then the hair gel.
哦 坎宁安夫人 Oh, uh, Mrs. Cunningham?
是的 你好 yeah. Hi.
我不得不说 你的简历很不错 I have to say, this is quite a résumé.
我能说什么呢 Well, what can I say?
我很擅长我的工作 I'm good at what I do.
你正是我们需要的人 Well, you are exactly what we need here.
这个城市有很多自负苛刻的大小姐 Lot of vain, demanding divas in this town.
我急着做头发 各位 I have a hair emergency, people.
那个叫什么的来着哪去了 Where's what's-her-name?
雷米 朗达 Remy? Rhonda?
梅洛拉 真对不起 Oh, Melora, I'm so sorry.
瑞秋在休产假 Rachel's on maternity leave.
什么 哦 真让人难以接受 What? Oh, that is unacceptable.
不过你很幸运 因为布兰琪非常棒 But you are in luck, because Blanche here is fantastic.
好极了 我在专座上等你 Perfect. I'll be in my chair.
好了 孩子 该你了 Okay, kiddo, you're up.
梅洛拉 有什么想法 So, Melora, what are we thinking?
如果我们把头发弄湿 然后让它风干呢 What if we just wet the hair and let it dry in the air?
顺其自然 怎么样 Let nature do its thang... you know?
不 不 不 我不喜欢这种造型 No, no, no, no. That style is dead to me.
是时候换个全新的梅洛拉了 It's time for a whole new Melora.
我要这个 I want this.
哇 Wow.
哇 嗯 Wow. Um...
好吧 让我们从染发开始 Okay, let's start with color?
是的 染发 因为这就是你的开始 Yes, color. Because that's what you start with.
一点点这个 Little of this.
来点那个 Some of that.
哦 真漂亮 Ooh, that's pretty.
这并不难 This isn't so hard.
什么情况 What?
应该冒烟吗 Should it be smoking?
应该 嗯哼 Yes. Uh-huh.
冒烟说明它在工作 Smoking means it's working.
怎么了 What's going on?
好极了 不要恐慌 Perfect. No one panic.
打911 Call 911.
快跑 快跑 Quickly, quickly.
哦 不知道他们要去哪里 Oh... wonder where they're going.
瞧 我的最新发明 Voilà! My latest creation.
所有我的变身能力都在一个手持设计中 怎么样 All of my transformation powers in a handheld design, huh?
我喜欢 Ay! I love it.
看看这小天线 太可爱了 Oh, and look at the little antenna. That's so cute.
才不应该是可爱呢 才不是 It's not supposed to be cute. No.
我要的是吓人的效果 恐怖 也行 I'm going for intimidating. Terrifying, even.
现在我要做的就是 找到那个会走路的熟土豆 Now, all I have to do is find that walking boiled potato,
他的孩子就是我的了 and his baby is mine.
看看这个 Check this out.
哇哦 Whoa!
不 我没开玩笑 我是认真的 哇哦 No, I kid you not. I'm being serious... Whoa!
哇哦 Whoa!
哦 这真是太好了 Oh, this is going to be so good.
【欢迎来到五月花镇初中】
好了 爸爸累坏了 Okay, Daddy is officially exhausted.
我给你换了尿布 I changed your diaper.
我给你拿了奶瓶和宾琪 还有气球 I've got your bottle, your Binky, and here are your balloons.
给你 喜欢吗 There you go. You like those, right?
好了 让我好好休息一会 All right. A little bit of me time.
啊 Ah!
有人把一个闪粉炸弹放进了我的储物柜 Someone put a glitter bomb in my locker. Ugh.
青少年是最糟糕的 Teenagers are the worst.
是啊 婴儿也不是好惹的 Yeah. Babies are no picnic either.
啊 Ah!
小宝 Junior!
啊 好吧 好吧 Ah, okay. Okay.
意大利火腿 Dua Lipa prosciutto.
炸弹来了 Fire in the bowl.
晚安 拉尔夫 Good night, Ralph.
倒垃圾 因为我是个好爸爸 ♪ Taking out the trash 'Cause I'm an awesome dad ♪
孩子终于睡着了 ♪ And the baby Finally went to sleep ♪
你好 格鲁 Hello, Gru.
你好 嘿 嘿 怎么 Hello. Hey! What the...
哦 你好 珀比 你说什么了吗 Oh, hello, Poppy. Did you say something?
什么 对了 我叫切特 Wha... Uh... my name's Chet, by the way.
切特·坎宁安 Chet Cunningham.
格鲁 那是什么意思 Gru? What does that even mean?
意思是你不擅长撒谎 It means you're bad at lying.
这可不礼貌哦 That's not nice.
听说过要尊重长辈吗 Ever hear of respecting your elders?
我才不尊重老东西 I don't respect boomers.
我只会嘲笑他们 I just mock them.
啊 哈哈 这是你在网上看到的笑话吗 Ah, ha, ha. Is that, like, a joke you read on the Web?
哇哦 网络 你多大了 Wow. "The Web"? How old are you?
嗯 老得足以知道你是一个小坏… Well, old enough to know that you are a rotten little...
啊 Huh?
你最好小心点 You better watch yourself.
你以前是个大坏蛋 You used to be a master villain.
那不是我 我根本看不出有什么相似之处 That's not me. I don't even see a resemblance.
显然你认错人了 我是卖太阳能板的 Clearly, you have the wrong guy, as I sell, mmm, solar panels.
别担心 我不会揭穿你的 Oh, don't worry. I'm not gonna expose you.
因为你要帮我抢个劫 Because you're gonna help me pull a heist.
我们明天开始计划 We start planning tomorrow.
你想抢个劫 You want to pull a heist?
听着 孩子 我不会 Listen, kid, I'm not going to...
不 你听着 老头 No. You listen, old man.
你是我的 Ow. I own you.
我保证 你不会想和我作对的 And I promise, you do not want to cross me.
好吧 好吧 Okay. All right.
但明天不是个好时机 But tomorrow is not really good timing.
你真倒霉 Bummer for you.
因为这已经决定了 Because this is happening.
除非你想让全世界都知道你是谁 Unless you want the whole world to know exactly who you are...
格鲁 Gru.
她真可怕 She is terrifying.
【杯子上文字】我爱反恶棍联盟
【AVL-反恶棍联盟】
击个掌 five!
嘿 杰米尼 Hey, Jiminy!
没问题 No problemo.
哦 呼 Oh, phew.
哎呀 Oy.
好了 好了 别吵了 All right, all right. Settle down.
别吵了 Settle down!
谢谢 Thank you.
是时候让你们出去接受实战训练了 It's time to get you out for some real-world training.
自由 Liberty.
如果你们表现出色 And, if you do well out there,
你将成为反恶棍联盟的新秘密武器 you'll be the AVL's new secret weapon.
哎哟 Ouch.
我肯定我不会后悔的 I'm quite sure I won't regret this.
不 油漆工不来了 No. The painters canceled.
是真的 True story.
我不知道这是怎么回事 I don't know what is the deal with...
早上好 邻居们 Morning, neighbors.
你们好 Hey there!
还在等你的邀请 佩里 Still waiting on that invite, Perry.
不 不 不 No. No, no.
- 帕特西 - 哦 邻居 - Patsy! - Oh, neighbors.
哦 帕特西 Oh, Patsy.
你们好 我是佩里的妻子 帕特西 Hi there. I'm Perry's wife, Patsy.
我是布兰琪 这是切特 Oh! I'm Blanche. And this is Chet.
嗨 我望向这边看到你 Hi. So, I look over here and I see you...
我有个绝妙的主意 and I have one of my brilliant ideas.
佩里明天打网球还需要一个人 Perry needs a fourth for tennis tomorrow.
亲爱的 Oh, honey.
我不知道 I don't know.
他看起来不太像喜欢打网球的 He doesn't seem like much of a tennis guy.
喜欢打网球的 我太喜欢打网球了 Much of a tennis guy? I'm too much of a tennis guy.
我是网球先生 I'm Mr. Tennis.
所有运动中我最喜欢网球了 It's my favorite of all the sports games.
拿着球拍和球 黄黄的 毛茸茸的 With the racket and with the balls. So yellow and fuzzy.
哦 那我们就这样定了 Oh, then we're all set.
你们俩明天俱乐部见 See you two at the club tomorrow.
好运 Toodle-oo!
好的 也祝你们俩好运 Okay. Toodle-oo to you two too.
你 你会打网球 So, you... you play tennis?
是的 是的 我会打网球 Yes. Yes. I play tennis.
我很神奇的实际 I'm pretty fantastic actually.
至少我在夏令营是这样的 Well, at least I was at summer camp.
哇哦 那太好了 给你 Wow. That's great. Here you go.
好吧 再见 Okay, bye.
玩得开心 Have fun!
来了 There you go.
好吧 Okay.
什么鬼 What the...
来我的树屋找我 不然…
格鲁 Gru.
躲得了和尚躲不了庙哦 格鲁 You can't hide from me, Gru.
我的背疼死了 Ay! My back is killing me.
这还要多久 How long is this gonna take?
要多久就多久 It will take as long as it takes.
记住我的话 格鲁不会赢的 Mark my words, Gru will not win.
这跟九年级的才艺表演不同 This won't be like the ninth-grade talent show.
唉 又是这个 Ay, again with this.
是的 又来 那是个关键时刻 Yes, again. It was a pivotal moment.
你为什么就不能顺着我 Why can't you indulge me?
那是大秀的那天晚上 It was the night of the big show.
大坏蛋学校 今晚才艺表演
我练习了几个星期 I had practiced for weeks,
期待着让同学们大吃一惊的那一刻 perfecting a moment that would blow my classmates away.
因果报应 因果报应 因果报应 变色龙 ♪ Karma, karma, Karma, karma chameleon ♪
我正要上场时 I was about to go on when...
什么 我听到了 What? I heard it.
因果报应 因果报应 因果报应 变色龙 ♪ Karma, karma, Karma, karma chameleon ♪
是那个小混蛋在唱我本来要唱的歌 There was that little jerk doing my big moment.
你来来去去 ♪ You come and go ♪
他毁了一切 He ruined everything.
我不能在他后面再唱这首 我会看起来像个傻瓜 I couldn't go on after him. I would have looked like a fool.
就像我在模仿他一样 Like I was copying him.
也许只是巧合 Maybe it was just a coincidence.
那是首很流行的歌 That was a very popular song.
哦 不 不 不 他知道 Oh, no, no, no, no. He knew.
他是故意的 He did it on purpose.
他以羞辱我为乐 He reveled in humiliating me. Oh!
现在怎么办 What now?
燃料不够了 We're low on fuel.
总是有事 It's always something.
你看 我永远不能专注于只是当个恶棍 Look, I can never focus on just being evil.
好吧 靠边停 Okay. Pull over.
【加油站】
好吧 让我们来看看 Okay, let's see.
普通无铅汽油 哦 Regular unleaded. Oh.
很贵 不是吗 Wow. It is expensive, no?
好的 插卡 然后迅速取出 Okay. Insert card and remove rapidly.
卡无法读取 "Card not read"?
得了吧 Oh, come on.
你快速拔出来了吗 Did you pull it out rapidly?
是的 是的 非常快 Yes. Yes. Very rapidly.
来 Come...
嘿 给我来一杯冰沙 今天是我放纵的日子 Ay, get me a slushy. It's my cheat day.
嘿 你 你的破机器读不了我的卡 Hey, you. Your stupid machine won't read my card.
你快速取出来了吗 Did you remove it rapidly?
是的 Yes.
有时候太快了你应该再试一次 Well, sometimes it's too rapid. You should probably try again.
我没时间了 I don't have time for this.
好吧 哇哦 Okay. Whoa!
我正试着消灭我的宿敌呢 I'm trying to destroy my arch nemesis!
现在 在4号泵给我加900加仑 你这个白痴 Now, give me 900 gallons on pump four, you idiot.
求你了 别伤害我 Please, don't hurt me.
我不会伤害你的 Oh, I'm not going to hurt you.
看看你 Oh! Look at you!
哈哈 好多了 Ha, ha! Much better.
现在 给我一杯紫色的冰沙 Now, get me a purple slushy!
我不会付钱的 你知道的 就是这样 I'm not paying for that, just so you know. So there.
我知道 我太坏了 I know. I'm so bad.
嗯 好吧 你们为什么不挑一个健康的麦片 Hmm. Okay, why don't you guys pick out a healthy cereal?
这是拉奇最喜欢的麦片 This is Lucky's favorite cereal.
你觉得他不会忘记我吧 You don't think he'll forget me?
会吗 Do you?
亲爱的 这不可能 Oh, sweetheart, that's impossible.
你和拉奇一起玩 还给他打扮 You play with Lucky and dress him up.
你们还有播客 And you guys have your podcast.
这个世界上它不可能忘记它最好的朋友的 There is no way in this world he could ever forget his best friend.
谢谢 妈妈 Thanks, Mom.
看啊 Oh, lookit!
这个有送棉花糖 This one has extra marshmallows.
双霜巧克力 Double-frosted choco clusters.
- 耶 - 嗯 拿上那些吧 - Yeah. - Yeah. Let's go with those.
好的 我们还需要什么 All right. What else do we need?
哦 不 Oh, no.
没人看到 没人注意到 没人注意到 Nobody see. Nobody notice. Nobody notice.
- 怎么了 - 啊 - What's wrong? - Huh?
没什么 只是 Oh, nothing. Just, uh... Ooh.
逛街前做个伸展运动 Stretching before we hit the aisles.
购物是导致腿筋拉伤的首要原因 Shopping is the number one cause of pulled hamstrings.
你可能不知道 Huh. You probably didn't know that.
好了 都拉好了 走吧 Okay, all stretched. Let's go.
快点 快 快 快 Quickly. Quick, quick, quick.
好了 安全了 Okay. Coast is clear...
哦 Oh.
是你 You.
是你干的好事 你这个骗子 You did this to me, you fraud.
快点 姑娘们 Come on, girls.
把九号通道打扫干净 Clean up on aisle nine!
我一直想这么说 躲在这里 I've always wanted to say that. Just hide over here.
那位女士想要什么 What does that lady want?
女士 我没看到女士 Lady? I didn't see a lady.
女士 Lady!
来吧 我们走 Come on. Let's go.
再快点 Faster!
你不是美发师 You're no hairdresser.
我饶不了你 快回来 I'm on to you! Get back here.
我得离开这里 I gotta get out of here.
好了 Okay.
滚回来 Come back here.
嘿 不 不 不 Hey! No, no, no, no!
- 你不能就这样 - 开门 开门 开门 - You can't just... - Open, open, open!
我们走 Let's go!
别跑 过来 Stop! Come here, you!
好险啊 That was a close one.
和妈妈一起逛街总是很开心 Always a fun time when you go shopping with Mom.
- 是啊 我觉得好有活力 - 最棒的购物之旅 - Yeah! I feel so alive! - Best shopping trip ever!
五月花镇超市
【珀比的爱心树屋】
太完美了 Perfecto.
珀比 Poppy!
我没看到她 小宝 I don't see her, Junior.
往上看 天才 Look up, genius.
你迟到了 You're late.
我怎么上去 How do I get up there?
用蹦床 Use the trampoline.
开始了 Here we go.
是我 It is I,
珀比·普雷斯科特 女恶棍 Poppy Prescott, villainess.
请坐 格鲁 Have a seat, Gru.
好吧 我坐 啊 All right, I'll sit... Ah!
好吧 为什么找我来这里 Okay. Why am I here?
因为和你一样 我天生就是个坏蛋 Because, like you, I was born to be bad.
现在 是时候讨论我们的大抢劫了 And now, it's time to discuss our big heist.
抢劫 拜托 你还是个孩子 Pfft, heist. Please. You're just a child.
所有大坏蛋都是从小时候开始的 All great villains start young.
你不是12岁就偷了皇冠上的宝石吗 Didn't you steal the Crown Jewels when you were 12?
我比那小得多 I was a lot younger than that.
而且无意冒犯 但你不是我 And, no offense, but you're not me.
我打算成为比你强得多的 Oh, I plan on being a lot better than you.
看看这个 Check this out.
嘿 那是我以前的学校吗 Hey, is that my old school?
没错 Bingo.
我用胶水和冰棒棍 Which I have expertly modeled
做的模型 with glue and Popsicle sticks.
我们要在这里偷走学校的吉祥物 And it's where we are going to steal the school mascot.
你想偷了莱尼 You want to steal Lenny?
没错 Exactly.
大坏蛋中学一直是我的梦想学校 Lycée Pas Bon has always been my dream school.
这次抢劫在我的坏蛋成绩单上会很好看的 And this heist will look so great on my villain transcripts.
这主意糟透了 That is a terrible idea.
你到底见过蜜獾吗 Have you ever even seen a honey badger?
它们是邪恶的小怪物 They are vicious little monsters.
它们把蜜蜂和眼镜蛇当早餐吃 They literally eat bees and cobras for breakfast.
蜜獾才不在乎呢 Honey badger don't care.
没门 我不会帮你的 No way. No way am I helping you.
勒索就是这样的 Well, that's the thing with blackmail,
你别无选择 you kinda have no choice.
好吧 Okay.
蒂姆 蒂姆 Tim! Tim.
走 走 走 Go, go, go!
不 No!
给我 Give it!
警察 Hey! Police!
没问题 No problemo!
哦 Ooh.
救命啊 Help!
你好 Hola.
拜托 你能帮我吗 Please. Can you help me?
哦 是的 是的 Oh, sí, sí.
嘿 全擦完了 再见 Ah. Hey! All is good. Ciao!
斯马吉 斯马吉 下来 Smudge! Smudge, come down.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
刹车故障
救命啊 Help!
就是他们 那些家伙压坏了我的车 There they are. Those guys crushed my car.
他们毁了咖啡店 They destroyed the coffee shop.
滚出去 Yeah! Get outta here!
他们毁了一切 They're ruining everything.
- 我受够了超级英雄 - 是啊 抓住他们 - I'm sick of superheroes. - Yeah! Let's get 'em.
- 不要超级英雄了 - 哦 不 不 不 - No more superheroes! - Oh, no, no, no!
上车 Get in!
对 快滚吧 Yeah, get outta here!
先生们 Gentlemen...
我们的实验失败了 our experiment has failed.
你们将正式退休 You are officially going to be retired.
退休 Retirement!
不是吧 Uh, no?
哇哦 到了 Whoa. There it is.
城堡 石像鬼 The castle, the gargoyles.
不敢相信我真的来了 I can't believe I'm really here.
好了 Okay.
好了 我们快点结束吧 Okay. Let's get this over with.
罗恩 把我的装备递给我 Ron, hand me my gear.
- 看住了他啊 - 好的 - Keep a close eye on him. - Okay.
如果你需要什么 If you need anything...
我带了奶粉 额外的尿布 他最喜欢的宾基 I brought formula, extra diapers, his favorite Binky...
来吧 我们走 Come on. Let's go. Let's go.
现在 我们切开玻璃 用我的 And now, we cut through the glass with my...
尿布 diapers?
什么 你在跟我开玩笑吧 What? You've got to be kidding with me.
嘿 伙计们 伙计们 伙计们 Hey, guys. Guys. Guys? Guys!
伙计们 装我装备的另一个包呢 Guys, where is the other bag with my gear?
气球 Balloon.
什么 怎么 What? How...
好吧 好吧 让我们来看看我这里还有什么 All right. All right. Let's see what I got in here. Uh...
来吧 来吧 来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
小菜一碟 Easy-peasy.
那是友善先生 That's Mr. Friendly.
蠢孩子们 Stupid kids.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
我讨厌我的工作 Oh, I hate my job.
哦 Whew.
蠢孩子们 Stupid kids.
那是毁灭博士 他还是个孩子 That's Dr. Destructo. He was just a kid.
那是钻孔机杀手的原版头盔 And there is Killer Driller's original helmet.
来吧 Come on!
专心点 Stay focused.
尿布 Diaper.
我需要一些像 我可以 I need something like... Something that I can...
这个怎么样 How about this?
不错 Nice.
太好了 Yes!
我们进去了 We're in.
等等 不 不 不 Wait. No, no, no.
婴儿爽身粉 Baby powder!
哇哦 Whoa!
要知道 抢劫最重要的部分 You know, the most important part of a heist
就是时刻警惕潜在的危险 is being constantly aware of potential danger.
不 小宝 No. Junior!
小宝 回来 Junior, come back here.
你现在有什么计划 So, what's your plan now?
我正在处理 I am dealing with it.
什么都别碰 不 Don't touch anything. No.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
干得好 小宝 可以过去了 Good job, Junior. Way to go.
他玩得很开心 Aw, he's having fun.
太好玩了 Ugh, too much fun.
拜托 小宝 Please, Junior.
爸爸要去偷一只蜜獾 Daddy needs to steal a honey badger.
好吧 Okay.
我知道他们晚上把莱尼关在这里 I know they keep Lenny here at night.
如果没记错的话 And, if memory serves,
这里有一个隐藏的开关 there is a hidden switch around here somewhere.
太好了 Yes!
我给他打一针这个 I'll hit him with this.
一旦他晕过去了 我们就打开笼子 Once he's knocked out, we'll open the cage.
那个毛茸茸的恶魔就会像婴儿一样一直睡 That fuzzy demon will sleep like a baby the whole...
好了 他还在睡 Okay. He's still asleep.
我把自己打晕了 I tranked myself.
格鲁 我们该怎么办 Gru, what do we do?
不 No!
哦 不 我搞砸了这次抢劫 Oh, no! I've ruined our heist.
什么 谁这么大胆 What? Who dares?
有人入侵 Intruders!
醒醒 Wake up!
不要啊 No!
什么 What?
不 不 No. Nope.
快点 我们得走了 Come on. We have to go.
有人入侵 Intruders!
你们惹错校长了 You messed with the wrong principal.
我们走 快点 快点 Here we go. Come on. Come on.
快 快 快 Go, go, go!
快点 快点 你们逃不掉的 Come on! Come on! Ooh, you won't get away with this.
准备好感受乌贝施莱赫特的愤怒吧 Prepare to feel the wrath of Übelschlecht!
尿布疹药膏 Diaper rash cream.
哦 不 哦 不 Oh, no. Oh, no!
停 停 停 Stop, stop, stop!
哦 老天 Oh, dear.
你们给我回来 Get back here, you.
我要我的莱尼 I want my Lenny!
我们怎么出去 How are we getting out of here?
跟我来 Follow me.
上车 Get in!
快点 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on.
友善先生 Mr. Friendly!
哇哦 Whoa!
我不得不说 这无疑是我一生中最酷的一晚了 I have to say, that was without a doubt the coolest night of my life.
真不敢相信我们真的做到了 I can't believe we actually pulled that off.
不骗你 真的很好玩 Not gonna lie, that was pretty fun.
谢谢 罗恩 Thanks, Ron.
谢谢你做的一切 And thank you for everything.
哦 嘿嘿 别担心 Oh, and hey. Don't worry.
你的秘密我不会说出去的 搭档 Your secret is safe with me, partner.
谢谢 Thanks.
晚安 Good night.
你爸爸干得不错吧 小宝 Your dada did pretty good, huh, Junior?
是 是 走吧 Sí, sí, sí. Go, go.
你好 马克西姆 Hello, Maxime.
我最喜欢的学生怎么样了 How's my favorite student?
你知道吗 我想你和我可能在找同一个人 You know, I think you and I might be looking for the same person.
而我知道他在哪儿 And I know exactly where he is.
谢谢你 乌贝施莱赫特校长 Thank you, Principal Übelschlecht.
我们找到他了 We got him.
瓦伦蒂娜 去五月花 Valentina, to Mayflower.
乐意之至 With pleasure.
找到了 Ah, here we go.
好的 Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
我都想起来了 It's all coming back to me.
好了 再见 Okay. See you later.
说 爸爸妈妈再见 Say, "Bye, Mommy and Daddy."
在俱乐部玩得开心 Have fun at the club!
好好打球哦 Make good choices.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye, guys. - Goodbye!
再见 Bye!
嘿 坎宁安一家 Hey, Cunninghams.
嘿 珀比 Um, hey, Poppy.
我听说我们的父母在一起玩 顺便说一句 他们很可爱 I heard our parents are having a playdate, which is adorable, by the way,
我想你可能想一起出去玩 and I thought you might wanna hang out.
好啊 当然 进来吧 Oh, yeah. Sure. Come on in.
让我们开始派对吧 各位 Let's get this party started, people.
我喜欢她 I like her.
嗯 大多数人都喜欢 Yeah. Most people do.
真不错 Sweet.
你们见过蜜獾吗 So, have you guys ever seen a honey badger?
这些家伙可不是闹着玩的 Whoa, okay, these guys aren't messing around.
我最喜欢的新邻居来了 There are my favorite new neighbors.
你们好 Hi.
我喜欢这身气质 I'm loving this whole vibe.
你们俩看起来像一对专业选手 You two look like a couple of pros.
是啊 但我们不是 Yeah, but we're not.
佩里和男孩子们在球场上等着你呢 Perry and the boys are waiting for y'all on the court,
我们要去会所 and we are hitting the clubhouse.
你要告诉我你在哪买的这身靓死了的行头 And you're telling me where you got that to-die-for outfit.
在这里 切特 Over here, Chet.
你好 Hello.
好的 Okay.
斯奇普 奇普 切特 Skip, Chip, Chet.
切特 斯奇普 奇普 Chet, Skip, Chip.
嘿 伙计们 Hey there, fellas.
- 你好 - 你好 切特 - Hello. - How are you doing, Chet?
很好 Okay.
切特会给我们来点专业水准的 Chet here is gonna show us fellas how it's done.
对吗 Right?
我要灭了这家伙 I'm gonna smoke this guy.
好吧 Okay.
什么 What the...
好吧 我们开始吧 Okay, let's do this.
什么 你在开玩笑吧 Huh? You've gotta be kidding.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay.
好点了吗 Better?
什么 What?
这不算 That doesn't count.
还有 And...
什么 你不能就这样 嘿 What? You can't just j... Hey!
这太荒唐了 This is ridiculous!
谢谢 罗恩 Thanks, Ron.
哦 不 Oh, no.
来吃啊 Come and get it.
哦 他好可爱 哇哦 Aw, he's so cute. Whoa!
这是史上最奇怪的狗 This is the weirdest dog ever.
我来吧 I'll get it.
你好 小家伙 你爸爸在家吗 Well, hello, little one. Is your daddy home?
对不起 我不适合和陌生人说话 Sorry. I'm not "stupposed" to talk to strangers.
我不是陌生人 Oh, I'm not a stranger.
我觉得你很陌生呢 Well, you look strange to me.
是谁啊 Who is it?
我不认识 I don't know.
但她很老 闻起来像腌黄瓜 But she's old and smells like pickles.
好吧 我来了 Okay, I'm coming.
哦 不 Oh, no. Oh.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
有什么我可以帮忙的吗 Can I help you?
那最好了 Well, I hope so.
我是格鲁的老朋友了 I'm an old friend of Gru's.
他不在 所以 Well, he's not here, so...
哦 没关系 Oh, that's all right.
我可以等 I'll wait.
什么 不 What? No.
等你准备好了 佩里 Whenever you're ready, Perry.
嗯 Hmm?
格鲁!
有人过来找格鲁!!
格鲁?!?
不用说了 Needless to say,
欧胡岛不再欢迎 Perry and I are no longer welcome
佩里和我了 on the island of Oahu.
真实的故事 True story.
- 亲爱的 - 谢天谢地 - Honey! - Oh, thank goodness.
是孩子们 我们得走了 It's the children. We have to go now.
谢了 再见 Thanks. Bye.
- 我们的身份暴露了 - 什么 - Our cover's blown! - What?
- 打电话给塞拉斯 - 哦 不 - Call Silas! - Oh, no.
祝你生日快乐 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
格鲁已经暴露了 Gru's been compromised.
这是紧急情况 各位 This is an emergency, people.
退休生活正式结束 Retirement is officially over.
超级小黄人们集合了 Assemble the Mega Minions.
嘿 Hey.
忙碌的小蜜蜂 Busy bee.
那么 So...
你爸爸很淘气 your father has been naughty.
非常淘气 Very naughty.
他拿走了我的东西 我非常想要回来 He took something of mine that I desperately want back.
乌贝施莱赫特特校长 Principal Übelschlecht?
我知道你偷了我的莱尼 Ooh! I know you took my Lenny.
现在把他交出来 Now hand him over.
这真是个有趣的故事 That's actually a very funny story.
闭嘴 Zip it.
我不想听你的借口 I don't wanna hear your excuses.
我是来教训你的 走吧 硬汉 I'm here to teach you a lesson. Let's go, tough guy.
好吧 好吧 我可不想和一个老太婆打架 Okay. Okay. I'm not going to fight an old lady.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
那我就给你点颜色看看 让你记住 Well, I'm gonna give you a whupping for the history books.
接招吧 Take that.
上 Yeah! Go!
姑娘们 小心 这里 Girls, look out! Over here!
大家趴下 Everyone, get down!
嘿 住手 女士 Hey, back off, lady!
别打了 Stop it!
放开他 Let him go!
看这个 Take that!
现在我们得进去找到那个婴儿 Now we have to get in there and find that baby.
什么 What?
中大奖了 Oh, jackpot, huh?
哎 马克西姆 这太容易了 Ay, Maxime. This is too easy.
过来 小宝贝 Come here, little bébé.
到马克西姆这儿来 Come to Maxime.
过来 Yes. Coochy, coochy...
马克西姆 Ay, Maxime.
你这个小 You little...
你有大麻烦了 You are in big trouble.
抓到你了 Gotcha!
等等 小宝在哪 Wait. Where's the baby?
小宝在哪 Where's the baby?
小宝 Junior?
露西 Lucy!
去追孩子 Go after the baby.
马克西姆 Maxime.
说再见 格鲁 Say au revoir, Gru.
别担心 Oh, and don't worry.
他和新爸爸在一起会很开心的 He will be very happy with his new daddy.
对吧 看看他 他爱他的新爸爸 Right? Look at him. Oh, he loves his new daddy.
小宝 Junior!
不 No!
上车 Get in.
我们要救一个孩子去 We've got a baby to save.
我们抓住他了 We got him!
谁准备好变成一个小蟑螂了 Who is ready to become a little roach?
放开 Let go!
这些很敏感的 Those are very sensitive. Ah!
你这小鬼 You squirmy little...
开什么玩笑 Oh! Are you kidding me?
你尿得我船上到处都是 You got pee-pee all over my ship.
瓦伦蒂娜 Valentina!
给我拿蟑化射线来 Bring me the Roachification Ray!
他们在那 There they are.
我看见了 I'm on it.
我们来了 Here we go.
那是什么 What's that?
你好 Uh. Hello.
格鲁 Gru!
靠近一点 Get me closer!
马上到了 Almost there.
把他们干掉 Take them out!
你开得很好 You're doing great.
去抓住他们 搭档 Go get 'em, partner.
我看不见了 Ay! I can't see!
小宝 Junior!
别担心 格鲁 Don't worry, Gru.
孩子没事 The baby is fine.
你自己看 See for yourself.
哦 小宝 Oh, Junior.
现在他属于我了 And now he belongs to me.
对吧 小马克西姆 Isn't that right, Maxime Jr?
我们一起肆意破坏 Together we will wreak havoc,
制造混乱 cause mayhem,
还能玩得很开心 对吧 and have so much fun doing it, huh?
最棒的是 他恨你 And best of all, he hates you!
他真的恨你 He really does.
放了我儿子 Let my son go!
不 我不这么认为 No, I don't think so.
好戏才刚刚开始呢 哈 The fun is just about to start, huh?
看看你老爸 真是个胆小鬼 啊 Oh! Look at what a coward your old daddy is, huh?
你太过分了 马克西姆 You crossed the line, Maxime.
把我儿子还给我 Now, give me my son.
我说过了 I told you.
他现在是我儿子了 He is my son now.
小心脚下 格鲁 Watch your step, Gru.
这下麻烦了 It's a doozy!
可惜你不会飞 对吧 Too bad you can't fly, huh?
放手 Let go!
哦 Oh!
现在结束了 This ends now!
跟爸爸说再见 Say goodbye to Daddy.
没事的 小宝 It's okay, Junior.
爸爸爱你 Dada loves you.
回来 Get back here.
坏宝宝 Bad baby.
放开我 你这个恶魔 Get off me, you demon.
你会感受到 You're going to feel the wrath of...
看到没 一点擦伤都没有 See? Not a scratch.
咦 什么 Huh? What?
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
什么 What?
真恶心 Gross!
哈 不错的尝试 当我 Ha! Nice try. When I...
- 格鲁 - 格鲁 - Gru. - Gru!
小宝 Junior!
太好了 Yes!
我的天啊 Holy cow!
- 你们没事吧 - 太疯狂了 - You guys okay? - That was insane!
爸爸 Dada.
- 哦 我的男子汉们 - 爸爸 - Oh, my boys. - Dada.
你知道吗 You know something?
今天的情绪真是大起大落啊 Today has been a real roller coaster of emotion.
格鲁 Uh, Gru?
我们可以回家了吗 Can we go back home now?
好了 给你吧 All right. There you go.
谢谢 奈法里奥博士 Thanks, Dr. Nefario.
和新的一样 Good as new.
小菜一碟 No job too small,
也不疯狂 or too mad.
那再见了 Bye, then.
再见 Bye.
嘿 你还好吗 亲爱的 Hey. You okay, sweetie?
艾格尼丝 有人来看你了 Agnes, someone's here to see you!
拉奇 Lucky?
拉奇 Lucky!
你练习你的技巧了吗 Did you practice your tricks?
好 装死 Okay. Play dead.
- 啊 那有点令人不安啊 - 是啊 一点点 - Ah, that was disturbing. - Yeah, little bit.
拉奇 Lucky.
嘿 我 我很快就回来 Hey, I'll, uh... I'll be back soon.
哦 好的 Oh, okay.
我有些事要处理 There's something I need to take care of.
回见 伙计 See you later, buddy.
爱你 亲爱的 Love you, honey.
哦 你好吗 马克西姆 Oh, how you doing, Maxime?
你怎么来了 格鲁 Ugh, what are you doing here, Gru?
你是来幸灾乐祸的 不是吗 You came to gloat? No?
幸灾乐祸 不 不 我只是 Gloat? No, no, no, no. I just...
我有点话想说 I wanted to get something off my chest.
和九年级的才艺表演有关 And it concerns the ninth-grade talent show.
好吧 Well,
实际上 actually,
我确实偷了你的歌 I did steal your song.
什么 我就知道 What? I knew it!
我就知道不是巧合 你这个小骗子 I knew there was no coincidence. You little liar!
怎么 Well?
什么怎么 Well, what?
我的道歉呢 Well, where's my apology?
道…你在说什么 我刚道歉了 Apolo...What are you talking about? I just apologized.
哦 不 不 不 Oh, no, no, no.
不 那不是道歉 No, that was no apology.
你就是想混过去 You just wanted to rub it in.
真不敢相信你偷了我的歌 I can't believe you stole my song!
我这么做只是为了报复你 在返校节舞会上脱我裤子 I only did that to get back at you for pantsing me at the homecoming dance.
况且 你本可以在我后面继续唱的 Besides, you could've gone on after me.
你害怕了 不是我的错 It is not my fault that you were afraid.
害怕了 因为我唱的棒极了 Afraid because I killed it!
害怕 哈 Afraid? Ha!
随便挑一天 无论哪一天 我唱的都比你强 I could outsing you any day of the week and all day Sunday.
我倒要看看 I'd like to see that.
随时随地 Anytime, anyplace.
你说吧 朋友 You name it, mon ami.
哦 耶 Oh, yeah.
欢迎来到你的人生 ♪ Welcome to your life... ♪
那里没有回头路 ♪ There's no turning back... ♪
即使我们已经入睡 ♪ ...Even while we sleep... ♪
得了吧 Oh, come on.
我们仍发现你 ♪ ...We will find you ♪
表现得最好 ♪ Act... ♪ ♪ ...ing on your best behavior ♪
背叛大自然 ♪ Turn your back On Mother Nature ♪
每个人都想统治世界 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world... ♪
好耶 Yes!
这是我自己的意图 ♪ It's my own design... ♪
这是我自己的悔恨 ♪ ...It's my own remorse... ♪
让我们跳舞吧 Let's boogie!
帮我决定 ♪ ...Help me to decide... ♪
帮我争取 ♪ ...Help me make the ♪
最多的自由和欢乐 ♪ Most of freedom And of pleasure ♪
没有什么是永恒的 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
每个人都想统治世界 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪
有个探照灯照不到的房间 ♪ There's a room where The light won't find you ♪
当围墙倒下时让我们手牵手 ♪ Holding hands While the walls Come tumbling down ♪
当它们倒塌时我会在你身后 ♪ When they do I'll be right behind you ♪
很高兴我们快成功了 ♪ So glad We've almost made it ♪
真可惜他们必须消失 ♪ So sad they had to fade it ♪
每个人都想统治世界 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪
说你永远 永远 永远 永远不需要它 ♪ Say that you'll never, never Never, never need it ♪
只是一个标题为什么要相信 ♪ One headline Why believe it? ♪
每个人都想统治世界 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪
尽享自由和快乐 ♪ All for freedom And for pleasure ♪
没有什么是永恒的 ♪ Nothing ever lasts forever ♪
每个人都想统治世界 ♪ Everybody wants to Rule the world ♪
哦 耶 Oh, yeah!
Bello?
Bello!
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Oh, strudel.
导 演 克里斯·雷纳德
♪ Hey, what are you hiding? ♪
♪ Whatcha doing when you gone? ♪
制片人 克里斯托弗·梅勒丹德利 布雷特·霍夫曼
♪ Nothing wrong being private ♪
♪ Make sure it ain't wrong ♪
剧 本 麦克·怀特 & 肯·道里欧
♪ Your life double-sided ♪
- ♪ Two-faced like coins ♪
♪ What side do I get? ♪
联合执导 帕特里克·德拉吉
♪ Which side are you on? ♪
♪ So what have you done? ♪
联合制片 让-吕克·弗洛琳达
♪ Some of your dirt ♪
- ♪ Has come to light ♪ - Oh?
♪ Why were you ♪
♪ Speeding up that hill ♪
剪 辑 蒂芙尼·希尔库尔茨
♪ Until the brakes came off? ♪
♪ And someone saw you in a fight ♪
配 乐 海托尔·佩雷拉
♪ Am I right? ♪
原创歌曲和主题 法瑞尔·威廉姆斯
♪ It doesn't matter to you if you get heads or tails ♪
电脑动画总监 鲍里斯·雅克 理查德·阿登特 劳伦特·德拉夏佩尔
♪ You just don't like to flip ♪
♪ All the time ♪
协助制片 罗伯特·泰勒
♪ But if you spin it ♪
♪ Then you get to see both sides ♪
制作总监 亚历山德拉·斯基纳齐-弗兰卡特
制作经理 劳尔·高蒂尔
♪ Oh, the thrill of the double life ♪
♪ Lie detector time ♪
故事主管 哈比卜·勒杜阿提
美术指导 奥利维尔·亚当 夏洛特·哈钦森
♪ Do you feel bad when you lie? ♪
♪ The look on your face says ♪
角色设计师 埃里克·吉顿 卡特·古德里奇 菲利普·蒂利克特
♪ "The best life" ♪
♪ And then come home like it's fine ♪
动画设计师 皮埃尔-弗朗索瓦·杜哈梅尔 艾默里克·巴勒莫
♪ Am I right? ♪
动画指导
托马斯·伯坎 弗洛伦特·德拉泰尔 乔纳森·杜雷特 尼古拉斯·福谢
巴西尔·海德沙伊德 布鲁诺·谢伦斯 安托万·特吉莱特 吉姆·斯威汀
♪ I know you heard the rumors ♪
♪ You must get over to it ♪
♪ Right away ♪
摄影总监 马克西姆·德万莱
效果主管 埃里克·卡梅
♪ If anyone can do it ♪
♪ You gotta get there soon ♪
♪ It's not okay ♪
艺术与CG技术主管 尼古拉斯·布拉克
照明主管 维克托·帕杰特
后期合成主管 罗曼·布兰切特
♪ You got cars to drive ♪
♪ Plenty jets to fly ♪
场景监督 拉蒙·帕尔瑙·科尔特斯
动画技术主管 帕特里斯·维拉
场务布局主管 盖伊·帕里斯
♪ When will you arrive? ♪
♪ You're running outta time ♪
角色主管
♪ Don't you see that ♪
♪ Everything is on the line? ♪
道具主管
模 型 卢德维奇·拉米埃
索 具 西奥·里夫达伦
表面处理 亨利·德鲁尔
服 装 劳拉·格拉尔迪尼
♪ So I'm sorry ♪
♪ But you have to choose a side ♪
音效总监 约翰·本森
声音合成 本迪特·菲利普克恩 克洛伊·勒苏尔
Bello.
♪ You never know when it's your time to go ♪
管道主管 席琳·梅纳德
技术主管 布鲁诺·马赫
技术总监 艾蒂安·佩切
♪ It's now or never ♪
♪ On this everything rides ♪
研发主管 泽维尔·贝克
后期制作 珍妮·伯杰
♪ Before the spinning stops ♪
不 不 不 No, no, no.
♪ You must pick a side ♪
计算机图形总监 麦德·里卡兰德 米兰·维杜卡斯德维奇
♪ Who will you be tonight? ♪
巴黎照明工作室 参与职员
高级主管 雅克·布莱德
联合制作 布鲁诺·乔福德
乔伊·波瑞尔 比尔·莱恩 纳塔莉·万考文贝赫
♪ That's the question ♪
♪ Who will Gru be tonight? ♪
♪ That's the question ♪
♪ The double life. ♪
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah.
Ooh-la-la.
Hey-hey! Bello!
班尼的生日
Huh?
Ugh...
Happy birthday!
No, no, no!
Huh?
Blegh!
Ouch!
Huh?
La-la-la!
Oh, no!
Again?
Another birthday?
Happy birthday!
Huh?
No! No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Blegh!
Whoa!
No, no!
No!
Happy birthday!
No!
Oh!
Ow!
Huh?
Oh!
Okay.
Happy Bir...
La-la-la!
Ha-ha-hallelujah!
Eh, Benny, eh?
No. No, no!
Oh?
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Oh...
Oh, oh...
Eh, eh?
Eh...
Aah!
Bob!
Ooh!
Aah! No!
Aah! Oh, no!
Huh?
Uh...
【不得触碰】
Oh, oh... Le-le-le...
le poystick!
Hey...
Player o...
Uh...
Player one.
Ready.
Aah! Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no...
Oh... Aah!
Whoa, ho-ho-ho.
Bingo!
Hey.
Ooh!
Ay, hop.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
Aah! Uh-oh.
Bikini!
Bikini?
Huh?
You little...
Whoa-ho-ho!
Aah!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, what's he doing?
The flag!
Ah!
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, we're gonna get him!
Eh?
Uh... uh, S-Stuart, no, no, no.
Eh...
Hey, he stole the doughnuts!
Get back here, you punk!
Ay-ay-ay, caramba!
Come here.
Police! Put the doughnuts down!
Oh, thank you.
Voilà.
Wow.
Eh, eh, eh.
Uh...
Ke-Ke-Kevin.
Player two, ready.
Uh-oh.
No, no, no.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Ow!
No, n-n-n-n-n-no.
Eh, eh...
Yeah! ey, don't worry.